Ever wanted to be a soldier? To defend your country ever with the price of your life? In this game you have exactly this opportunity! You are a worthless soldier and you wonder around the battlefield killing everyone else. If you play long enough you'll notice that time goes by - you get statistics of the "past year". There are 10 guns available and you can get them from supply tents or crates. If you start bleeding the first aid tent should fix you right away. However, some guns kill you instantly, and then you become a well-remembered soldier. Enjoy the war!
+ procedurally generated platforming fun
+ fun gameplay (you can even get a fat kid to follow you)
- you can't win (except if you count death as winning)
- it gets repetitive after a while
Download the game here